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- an Auntie/ Godmother,
- a freelance writer
- an English student training to become a Secondary English teacher.
Right now, I'm at University studying; English Language & Linguistics and Deaf Studies.
Happily taken by Lee.
I love wolves & fitness.
Me
Fitness
Music
Teaching
My Fanfiction
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
My handsome chihuahua mix :)
Cringe.
Having to rip up all the floorboards in my room to fit a new boiler, meaning I have to move my book case which is near it.
So, me and dad start packing away all my books when I noticed my dad has reached the 3rd self… the erotica self.
I have no chance to get there in time, I watch in horror as he places the pile of books into a box and looks at the top one, which happens to have the most explicit fucking cover, of a naked women and a man behind her.
My face is this :| whilst he looks at me like :| and then my brain tries to help me and makes me say “I’m just borrowing it...”
and I’m 100% that didn’t make it any better.
Short notice lesson plan
The teacher just text me saying she’s sick so I’ve literally just scribbled this idea down.
The students I have are all into video games, so tomorrow I’m letting them create their own video game, but I feel like I’m being very biased about the sample games I’m providing for inspiration:
(Borderlands because of the coverart and my fav game, Assassin’s Creed IV for the plot, Dead Island for general Zombie appeal and BioShock Infinite for art and storyline).
Now, no mention of Minecraft or COD, please.
But other games with great characters, art or storylines? Not bothered about genre or platform, any suggestions?
I’m sorry to interrupt the large amount of porn on my dash at this time, but, which dress should I get for my graduation?
Ross Kemp on Gangbangs: whispermesenseless: eurovisionthongcontest: danisnotorfire: NO BUT IT...
NO BUT IT REALLY DOES PISS ME OFF THAT TEACHERS DONT UNDERSTAND THAT SOME STUDENTS SUFFER FROM MENTAL DISORDERS LIKE SOCIAL ANXIETY
AND FORCE THEM TO TALK IN CLASS FOR A GRADE
LIKE NO THANKS IM PERFECTLY FINE LISTENING…
This underlying hate for teachers is irritating me. The inappropriate use of capitals to drive your point home is also irritating me.
If a student feels uncomfortable of speaking or reading in front of the class for examinations purposes, teachers are allowed to mark them on a one-to-one basis, just the teacher and the pupil (something which I am used for as a trainee teacher, just so you know).
Students who have difficulties with speaking out-loud are also provided with one-to-one support with specialists and TAs to assist them in overcoming their disorders.
Of course, this cannot be said for all schools, but this is what we do at the schools I have been to, three secondaries and two primaries.
You’re 15. Don’t be so judgemental.
kernfeely:
HEYO
You look like a sexy white Rihanna.
(Source: seraphs-tears)
I went to a wedding with my family and boy this weekend & it was great.
So much free wine and champagne and no one likes wine and champagne except me…
(Source: muggletimelord)
In case you thought seal sex was a Tumblr myth…
i cant get over this omfg maybe he actually turned into a seal though, shifter and all….
Oh my god that comment^^^
Pet peeve:
I hate it when author’s attempt to thicken a plot or end a story with either marriage or a baby.
Such a cop out. Just why?
“We slid against each other like seals, and it was wonderful all the way to the shuttering, straining climax.”
-Sookie on sex with Sam
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA I WILL LAUGH FOR THE NEXT 10,000 YEARSSSSSSSSSS
hsm7:
”The tanning lotion and the sweat meant we slid against each other like seals.” Dead Ever After
Lol. That made me cringe.
Bwahahaha!
I HAVE TEARS IN MY EYES. I CAN’T BREATH. OMG.
AMAZING!
THE TANNING LOTION AND THE SWEAT MEANT.THAT.WE.SLID.AGAINST.EACH.OTHER.LIKE.SEALS
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….
….
is this line for real? or is the original poster joking? because if not..then seriously, it sounds like the worst fanfiction i have ever read. How can someone who is considered a “talented writer” write such a crap?
LMFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAO
Yep. It’s really a quote from the book.
This book is a total joke. Terrible, appalling, dreadful… I could continue.
Wow…bit of sick in my mouth right there.
