December 2010
Going Manchester shopping with Lee tomorrow :D
Excited because there are shit tonnes of things that I want/need and i’ve not had a massive shop in ages.
Bought a leotard today…
What the fuck is up with them? They’re so fucking weird.
The only reason i got it was because i needed something skin tight, to go under the top i bought today.
But yeah, leotards are fucking rank, i’m pretty impressed with the piss flap...
Just got asked if I wanted a job in starbucks
Because I apparently look like the type of girl who should work there.
Offended much? Haha.
I can't stop drinking milk.
Is this bad?
famousandfearless-deactivated20 asked: You'd be back at home relaxing in the bath by the time I've walked out the door with motivation ;D
famousandfearless-deactivated20 asked: You'd be back at home relaxing in the bath by the time I've walked out the door with motivation ;D
When you find the worst pictures of yourself and...
Boy aged 15, drowned on Christmas Day →
Now that Christmas is over, it’s time to get back to the actual reality of how disgusting the human race are.
Shopping with Lee today,
just realised how cold it is.
Can’t believe how quickly Christmas has gone, bring on my birthday!
Wake up in the morning,
have a massive nosebleed.
GOOD SHIT.
HOW CUTE IS THE NEW ANDREX ADVERT?!
Trying to take a picture of my ring, necklace and...
NOT WORKING OUT.
But imma gonna do it!
@ x-blindfoldsaside
Yeah you’re right, it actually only seems to be the ones with really low IQ’s, who know fuck all about the world. I should have put ‘some’ Christians haha.
Seriously,
Christians need to back the fuck off other beliefs.
I want a pet Dragon.
My niece smiled at me today and when someone tried to take her from me she cried.
I AM THE DON AT BEING AN AUNTIE. Even thought i left her present at Lee’s.
I GOT THE BEST SHIT THIS CHRISTMAS.
Typing on my new, sexy, red laptop right now. Lee’s mum got me a bracelet which goes perfectly with the gorgeous necklace Lee bought me! Can’t stop talking about going to see MCR.
I got SHIT TONNES of eye make-up, chocolate, honey & oatmeal conditioner, DVD’s, CD’s, sexy, old smelling leather bound books, sexy ass, fluffy, white cardigan with a furry hood which matches...
Getting so many 'Merry Christmas' texts.
Gonna have to turn it off to get asleep.
I’M SO POPULAR.
Why does santa have a big sack ?
danjames:
meatyballbags:
He only comes once a year.
Lmao aha
kudos
I laughed so much at this.
Frankie Boyle: “DEAR BITCH, I HAVE PROBLEMS MAKING FRIENDS”
Lee just texted me saying: “I GOT ISSEY MIYAKE”
And expected me to know what that was.
IT IS CHRISTMAS.
So I can finally talk about what Lee got me!
FUCKING TICKETS TO SEE MY CHEMICAL FUCKING ROMANCE IN MANCHESTER, JUST AFTER MY 19TH BIRTHDAY. FUCKING YES.
And a gorgeousssss, necklace which corresponds perfectly with the ring he previously bought me and he got 3 years coverage because i’m a clumsy bitch.
I LOVE HIM A LOT LIKE.
When a girl claims she likes metal
bpearson:
richardgreen:
bpearson:
nikkichii:
and her favourite bands are paramore and MCR
and then says she hates maiden and Metallica etc.
ive probably ranted this amillion times but fucking hell.
Metallica invented the Piano and the word ‘song’.
They also invented the fact that a China Cymbal can now also be used as a Ride Cymbal…
Lars’ technique sucks so bad that he turned the...
Nick Miller: Red Moleskine for you, from me. →
nickmiller:
Perhaps you know of my fondness for Moleskine notebooks. I have, in my possession now, a brand new red Moleskine designed for writing. I want to give it away to one of you who also loves to write.
I have handwritten my Travel piece on page one, which may have never been born if I…
You start following me and then you offer this?! What a nice writer. Have a good Christmas!
Just chilling and watching a violent French film,
with no subtitles.
Act like you know what they’re saying and tell your parents.
LMAO
Lee Nelson’s Well Good Show is amazing.
Lee: ‘What do you do?’
Guy: ‘I’m a psycho therapist’
Lee: ‘READ MY MIND THEN’
Actually crying.
I fucking love Stewie
Family Guy is making me feel sick tonight.
MOST FUCKED UP EP EVER.
Steven Seagal is the fucking Don
Accused
is a good film!